They say that analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: nothing really is learned,
and the frog tends to die in the process. So what disgusting
activity can analyzing American Idol be
compared to? Surprisingly enough, when you slice into the biggest, cheesiest, most
preprocessed television show on earth, very often huge pearls of wisdom fall out.
This little corner of WhatNotToSing.com is dedicated to collecting and disseminating
the Idolsphere's research into the science of AI. And best of all: no frogs were harmed
in the making of this section.
(We did try dissecting the judges once, but they made too much of a fuss.)
Would you like to contribute an article or your own original research to this section?
Write us at
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Start Here
...The word "Idolmetrics" was coined by our friend
Leo, The Idol Guy to mean the search for
objective knowledge on American Idol. Read our introductory essay on
the topic, published in January of 2009.
...Would you prefer to read the same explanations and warnings at the beginning
of all our Idolmetric articles? Neither would we. That's why we put it all on this one
page where we can simply reference it for all eternity.
...Help us advance the cause of Idolmetrics by filling in the missing data in our database.
...A spreadsheet of all debut song performances on American Idol. We're looking for
help on a future Idolmetrics project by having readers estimate how familiar America
was with each song when it first appeared on the show. See the essay
Hold On!
for details.
Our Own Research
All of our Idolmetrics articles to date, and most of the ones we plan for the future,
started life as an editorial essay on our home page.
...You may have seen the USA Today feature story on the fabled AI leadoff jinx,
"Idol Singers Who Sing First May Not Last". This is the in-depth companion
essay we released on the day that article was published.
...This one's a bit on the lighthearted side, but the phenomenon it studies is no
laughing matter. When two contestants each engineer massive train wrecks on the same night,
which one is more likely to go home, the first or the second? The surprising
answer is: Neither!
...Our report on how the average song age in
Season Seven
went through the roof. Have a quick look at its charts before you read
The Idol Guy's definitive study of what it all means.
...Why it's 4.2% better to be a guy than a girl on American Idol.
...If being a teenaged contestant is such a huge advantage on American Idol, then
somebody forgot to tell our database.
...The cost of living in the Northeast might be higher than you think.
...American Idol voters may be tone deaf, but they're not necessarily color blind.
...Ever wonder why the producers don't air the backstories of every semifinalist?
Here's your answer.
Others' Research
...A PDF summarizing the research of a Harvard psychology student
who has studied how the order in which Idol contestants
sing affects viewers' perception of the performance.
(Angela has generously allowed us to offer the PDF for download here at WNTS.com,
so if you choose to use it elsewhere, please give her and Harvard proper attribution.)
...Is a contestant's average song age a factor in who stays and who goes on AI?
TIG took a long, hard look at the data through the first seven seasons
and discovered that Idols who favor golden oldies might be putting more than just
their week-to-week survival at risk. You can read his original essay on the topic at
Fans Of Reality TV.com, and his followup and far more comprehensive study at
his own site.
...An anonymous but dedicated reader with a background in marketing statistics looks
at a number of factors that might go into an American Idol champion, and
applies them to the Final Four contestants of Season Eight. Did her prediction
of the finishing order come true? Whether it did or not (we have no idea at the
time of this writing), this PDF is a fascinating read at the various factors that help
determine success and failure in American pop culture.